" THE QUEEN IN WALES "
We were concerned about the corgis because their lives were a living hell :_
They never got their walkies and so they began to swell._
Hence we sent for The Free Wales Army to do a parachute jump_
But when they landed upon the palace's roof then Elizabeth heard the bump :_
But she provided them with a ladder - upon the condition that she went as well !
She then provided them with a ladder - upon the condition that she went as well !
" Nghrrrariad ! Liz is simply driving me nuts !_
We've just got to get rid of her - so no ifs - and no buts !_
What do you mean they won't take her back ?_
Hell - and I thought that we were The Most Black !_
BUT OH NO NO NO : SHE HAS TO GO - BOTH HER AND ALL OF THESE MUTTS ! "
" eRhuh-hu-hum - Ma'm - er - no - um - Mizz ??_
I am the - man - um - from the - oh ! - LOOK : I am here to do The Bizz :_
The Free Wales Army is a professional military machine and - ? _
Um - er -and - Oh ? - To also inspect The Cambria Band ?_
SITTING ON A HORSE ? Now surely you must be pulling my leg - MIZZ LIZZ ! "
This was all - of course - well covered up_
And The Free Wales Army are not so tup_
For upon a clothes horse they put a saddle_
And The Free Wales Navy then used his paddle_
To coracle ER past their disloyal troop - after which she brewed them up a cup.
From amidst the picnic's pleasant babble_
A loud voice rang out " Oi ! Peasant rabble !_
We - that is the corgis and I -_
Have been enjoying ourselves and now you must try_
To do so too : how about a game of Scrabble ? "
Charles mourned for a while_
And just could not smile :_
For him being The King_
Was just not his thing_
And he bitterly envied his mother's exile.
[ 12-11-16 : I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS CRUEL TO PART LIZ & PHIL AFTER SO MANY YEARS OF MARRIAGE ... ]
Phillip was very lonely and he was concerned by this debacle_
So he hurried back to Greece at once to consult a mystic oracle_
Which revealed to him exactly where to find his missing wife -_
And at once he found himself so charmed - by the sight of her new life -_
That he joined her here in Wales with glee - and they soon learned how to coracle !
We were concerned about the corgis because their lives were a living hell :_
They never got their walkies and so they began to swell._
Hence we sent for The Free Wales Army to do a parachute jump_
But when they landed upon the palace's roof then Elizabeth heard the bump :_
But she provided them with a ladder - upon the condition that she went as well !
She then provided them with a ladder - upon the condition that she went as well !
" Nghrrrariad ! Liz is simply driving me nuts !_
We've just got to get rid of her - so no ifs - and no buts !_
What do you mean they won't take her back ?_
Hell - and I thought that we were The Most Black !_
BUT OH NO NO NO : SHE HAS TO GO - BOTH HER AND ALL OF THESE MUTTS ! "
" eRhuh-hu-hum - Ma'm - er - no - um - Mizz ??_
I am the - man - um - from the - oh ! - LOOK : I am here to do The Bizz :_
The Free Wales Army is a professional military machine and - ? _
Um - er -and - Oh ? - To also inspect The Cambria Band ?_
SITTING ON A HORSE ? Now surely you must be pulling my leg - MIZZ LIZZ ! "
This was all - of course - well covered up_
And The Free Wales Army are not so tup_
For upon a clothes horse they put a saddle_
And The Free Wales Navy then used his paddle_
To coracle ER past their disloyal troop - after which she brewed them up a cup.
From amidst the picnic's pleasant babble_
A loud voice rang out " Oi ! Peasant rabble !_
We - that is the corgis and I -_
Have been enjoying ourselves and now you must try_
To do so too : how about a game of Scrabble ? "
Charles mourned for a while_
And just could not smile :_
For him being The King_
Was just not his thing_
And he bitterly envied his mother's exile.
[ 12-11-16 : I THOUGHT THAT IT WAS CRUEL TO PART LIZ & PHIL AFTER SO MANY YEARS OF MARRIAGE ... ]
Phillip was very lonely and he was concerned by this debacle_
So he hurried back to Greece at once to consult a mystic oracle_
Which revealed to him exactly where to find his missing wife -_
And at once he found himself so charmed - by the sight of her new life -_
That he joined her here in Wales with glee - and they soon learned how to coracle !
